Sogen
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Mess with me, nothing happens. Touch my blade, lose your finger, got that?
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Post by Sogen on Dec 31, 2005 14:12:02 GMT -5
[[OoC: Just trying comedy out...]]
Sogen was walking around in the woods, eating some cookies, when all of a sudden, elvs jumped out from the bushes. ''GET THE COOKIES! POKE HIS EYES WITH THOSE BRANCHES! TONIGHT, WE STRIKE!'' ''What the heck?!'' said Sogen as the elvs jumped at him. He dashed back, but he was smacked in the crotch by an elf with a branch.
''Ooooooooowaaahhhhh!!!'' said he in a really high pitched tone. ''GET THE COOKIES WHILE HE'S DOWN! NOW!'' He got up, and kicked some of them away. ''No cookies for you guys...'' One elf then rushed at him, aiming a bite to his crotch. ''What the hell?!'' he said as he cut through the elf. Stupid...
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Post by Miss Unknown on Dec 31, 2005 18:27:28 GMT -5
Walking around, she noticed some small voices screaming out of the blue. She was going to ignore it, but the curiousity got to her, and she began walking in her normal pace to the sounds. She halted at the sight of elves, and some anonymous guy fighting about cookies. Cookies... What the hell? Just exactly who would want to fight about cookies? Apparently, the elves did, and they wanted all the cookies to themselves. Funny. Mitsuki always thought the elves were supposed to be nice, and here they were, smashing things just to grab a hold of... ...Cookies?
Mitsuki merely stood there was an emotionless look on her face. Blinking once, she turned around, and began to leave. There was no use for her remaining to stay, and she wanted to get a look around town since she was new here.
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Sogen
Rookie
Mess with me, nothing happens. Touch my blade, lose your finger, got that?
Posts: 23
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Post by Sogen on Dec 31, 2005 18:35:20 GMT -5
While an elf was on the ground, Sogen stuck his blade through the stomach, eliminating it. He then turned, and noticed a girl. She was wlking away. He began to walk up to her, but stopped when there was a pain in his buttocks. He looked back, and saw an elf biting it. His eyes widened, and he farted on the elf, and it died from the stench of the forced fart.
He then decided to keep walking away, and then he put a hand on the girls shoulder. ''Hello there. My name is Sogen Park. May I ask yours?''
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Post by Miss Unknown on Dec 31, 2005 18:42:01 GMT -5
By instinct, she grabbed his wrist and twisted it, then let go as she took a couple steps back. She didn't care what his name was, nor did she care who he was. She gave him a silent glare, and mentally scoffed as she turned around and began walking away once again. She was not one to socialize, so she didn't really care what he did or who he was talking to, because Mitsuki would not talk. She did not like it when people touched her, nor did she really like it when people spoke to her. Maybe she should burn him? Set him on fire? Mitsuki ignored her treaturous thoughts and continued to walk, keeping her instincts well with her.
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